Gummy candy and chocolate;
Reeses peanut butter death cups-
for a certain population of unlucky souls.
Skor, skittles and smarties
All contribute to my rotting teethies;
Airheads, making me anything but smart.
Me and my 3 Musketeers are never lonely.
We have each other, until well
I can't sleep; I've sealed my fate.
Sugar buzz, sugar high
Why, I feel like I could fly
To Mars and the Milky Way.
Take a little trip with me!
Watch out for the Starburst
A sticky, sickly, sweet curse.
Hey, Hubba Bubba,
Come, kiss my Hot Cherry Lips!
I'm a SweeTart who's into M&Ms and Malteasers,
Together, we can take a Fun Dip
With liquorice whips:)
Atomic fireballs, bazooka, blow pop
Life Savers, these are not.
More like weapons of slow destruction.
They'll rot you from the inside out!